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Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.
cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!
a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart
someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong
The definition of not giving a flying fuck about valentine’s day due to the fact that you are single.
Friend: “Ayo what you finna do for valentine’s Day?”
You: “Bro fuck valentine”
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A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u
Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm”
Me “ bitch fuck you”
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie
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A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.
Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?
Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine
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A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.
Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.
It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit
For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.
Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"
Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"
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1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!
2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(
girl 1: i hate valentines day
girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly
girls 1&2: (sigh)
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