canuter valve

To test ones knowledge of auto mechanics

Excuse me Mr. Auto mechanic the canuter valve is a little off

Cun-Nuter valve

1) The part of a kitchen faucet that needs to be cleaned for better water pleasure

2) The part of a women's who whoha that opens when you excited her

I played with her long enough that her Cun-Nuter Valve open

scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot

i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep

valved

To have it up the arse (roughly).

Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better

Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

Valve syndrome

When a game is loved by a community and is overrun by bots and cheaters but the company refuses to do anything about it

"Hey, wanna play Warzone?"
"Nah, it suffers from Valve Syndrome"