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the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.
Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.
"I almost lost it--one on my cock and the other licking my ass--it was a Velvet Elvis."
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a means by which to get yourself out of a date with a person with lots of red flags. i.e. - texting your friend to bail you out via a call or crashing the date
"this chick's totally waiting for marriage man, i need to velvet rope this date"
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She has a Cherry Velvet look.
It was a Cherry Velvet party.
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Any enduring situation, esp. professional, marked by some hardship, but for whose lush benefits a person nonetheless finds it difficult to extract oneself.
On December 20, 2006, Kathie Lee Gifford was interviewed on Rachel Ray's new CBS talk show. Miss Gifford referred to her time before quitting the show as a "velvet rut," adding that while money and other benefits were extremely positive, she was no longer enjoying the work.
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A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.
My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.
Receiving Fellatio while keeping your dick soft enough to prevent the fore skin from exposing the head of the penis for prolonged pleasure.
Bro that girl totally gave me a Ben velvet last night in the bathroom!
Pet name for a Mexican vagina.
Aroused and lonely, Lupita longed for a man to enter her Velvet Cantina.