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That one person who can say anything, not matter how unfunny, and it will come out as pure comedy gold.
Person 1: I don't know what it is about kraig, everything he says just seems funny to me
Person 2: Yeah man hes a Verbal Alchemist
The state before falling asleep when one is still conscious but speaking requires extra effort
Bruh, we had just done hooking up and then she started talking about her feelings, I was totally post verbal by then. Couldn't say anything meaningful back, just grunted approvingly and fell asleep.
Someone who is irrelevant and depressed who bullies someone else which makes them feel verbally attached
Megan feels verbally attached when a stranger hollers at her
The stretching of something being said to make it much longer than it could easily be. It is usually done because the speaker feels what they said is not enough, wants to hear them self talk or wants to make what they say more confusing.
The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
Verbal masturbation
The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.
Translation
An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
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an announcement made when you realize that you've said something wrong.
Girl: They were boith there.
boy: what?
Girl: Oh...VERBAL TYPO!!!
boy: I thought as much.
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The act of reducing a person to a two inch tall gibbering wreck by forcefully verbally abusing them
"That bitch? I'm never going near her again - she gave me a complete verbal reduction last week"
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Describing someone who verbally attacks people, objects, ideas, and/or others opinions with complete disreguard for their feelings. "Verbal Gerbils" often believe that their ideals are superior to all others.
"Wow, she is one mean verbal gerbil."
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