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dinosaur vision

"Dinosaur eyes take in a wider view, bending in at the edges like a glass globe filled with water. Nothing is gray or drab or dull; rather they see swimming particles of color, a moving mosaic of dancing colored specks. As we would see a starscape in the night sky, they see a sparkling "lifescape" in the woods by day, a world teeming with life.

Some humans see with dinosaur vision, Bix explained: artists, poets, and children. But for the rest of us, as we grow older, the mammalian part of the brain clouds over the reptilian part, and drains away a little glory of the world." --James Gurney, "Dinotopia"

Rose lenses or dinosaur vision, I tell you life is still glorious. Or at least, I want to believe that it is. Give me screwdriver so that I might fix these damned glasses!

by David Mitchell June 14, 2004

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Spank Vision

Watching porn on the computor or TV

Perry is watching Spank Vision and playing with the Clit Commander again

by Edwardo1 January 25, 2008

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Eighteen Visions

One of my personal favorite bands. Started out as a metalcore group but abandoned their old sound on their last two albums. Unfortunately, they're broken up.

Why oh why did they have to break up? Please get back together Eighteen Visions!

by Black_Spade July 16, 2008

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Hood Vision

When you can't fathom the idea of a world existing outside of your neighborhood. A small town mentality in the middle of a city.

Motherfucker's got a case of hood vision and can't imagine coming *all the way* to Jackson Ward from Oregon Hill.

People in Williamsburg have hood vision. They think the L is the only train line in Brooklyn.

by GullibleZine August 30, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


mission vision

the tendency of mission san jose high school's male population to decrease its expectations for the attractiveness of the females students of the school. often, over the four years, many males' demands for female appearance is overshadowed by their desperation for a relationship and their irrational decisions are explained by this phenomenon

msj guy1: woot! that chick is hella hot!
normal guy: wtf?! shes fucking disgusting. you are afflicted with mission vision.

by a graduate :D July 4, 2006

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Vagina Vision

Forming your hands in the shape vagina, thumbs to thumbs and top fingers to top fingers, and looking through the hole at someone who is bailing out on something fun. Vagina vision is also used during times of fear.

Jimmy: This party if great but my girlfriend is sick at home, I'm gonna take off.
Aaron: (Looking at Jimmy through his vagina vision)
Jimmy: What are you doing dude?
Aaron: Looking at a big pussy.

by Momo Mayes June 22, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto vision

bunny ears on your telivision set, allowing you to get only local channels

yo, illdogg, lets go ova to poppajacks house afta we slings this crack so we can watch jack that foos tv set.

that foos got ghetto vision

by byron williams February 26, 2005

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