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Will either:
-Blow Up
-Die
-Steal you bank details
-Ruin you life
-Kill you
Me: What's your OS
Friend: Windows Vista
Me: I WILL COME ROUND YOU HOUSE AND STICK MY WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER USB INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WHILE I DO IT
Friend: oke
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WEST chula vista is the third most ghetto place in San Diego. The most ghetto place in San Diego is San Ysidro, then National City, then Chula. Come on, people
Eastern chula vista is the most boring, mind-numbing place on earth... but now they have a Target store.
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The next successor to the throne of the most used Operating System franchise, that is Microsoft Windows.
Microsoft Windows Vista touts enhanced security, productivity and experience, whilst enabling and powering the communication and operating enhancements for the next half a decade.
Microsoft Windows Vista is expected to be released to Enterprise Customers in November, and consumers early 2007 alongside flagship office suite, Microsoft Office 2007.
I will surely upgrade to windows vista in the new year.
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chula vista is the 2nd most ghetto place in sd the 1st is national city the 3rd is i.b. then el cajon then escondido
chula vista is growing
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The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).
After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.
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If cars ran on Windows Vista:
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.
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