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A new waterpark that was just added at Universal Orlando which is literally the best water park in existence.
This advanced sexual maneuver should not be attempted by anyone, ever. The maneuver begins in the 69 position with the man on top. After a few minutes, either partner yells ELECTRIC VOLCANO. The female immediately puts 4 packs of pop rocks in her mouth and resumes fellatio. The male grabs a fresh 9 volt battery and holds it to the clitoris only for a few seconds causing a volcano eruption each time.
I heard a couple of olympians attempted the ELECTRIC VOLCANO and both died, they should have headed the warning.
A phenomenon that occurs during the flushing of a powerful (usually public) toilet when a frothy mixture of poo and water is momentarily burped up from the bottom of the toilet bowl before it's all sucked away and replaced by clean water.
Ewwwww.....a poo volcano erupted when I flushed the toilet and it got all over my ass!
When you ejaculate in a woman’s anus and she farts your semen back out like a mayonnaise volcano.
That girl is so hot I would make her fart out a mayonnaise volcano
The use of hot sauce as an anal lubricant
Girl: "Hey I'm out of anal lubricant"
boy: "Don't worry I have this taco bell hot sauce for a fiery volcano"
Girl: " Ummm ok"
Shiva’s volcano is when the guy puff a weed and blow it inside the girl’s vagina. Afterwards she expels the smoke from it.
“Man, have you ever done the Shiva’s Volcano?”
When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.
I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.