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Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.
She went on and on about her breakup with Joe. It was difficult to endure the story vomit.
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The act of kicking some one in the face while they are bent over vomiting up what they drank that night.
While Neil was puking up his vocal cords on the side of the road. Sam walked up to him and swiftly kicked him in the face to see what would happen.
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During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!
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Waking up in bed with your face in a pool of vomit having thrown up your guts whilst passed out after a massive night.
I had to wash my bed sheets after having a rockstar vomit last night.
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that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement
My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest
The act of vomitting on a vagina while eating it out and continuing to eat out said vagina.
Guy: may I give you a vomit taco?
Girl: what's that?
Guy: I vomit on your snatch and eat you out.
Girl: oh absolutely!
When your computer (usually involves a Microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. This often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch porn. This usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.
I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!