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A white specy boy who is 5'5 and likes to drink stella alone and punch his walls and sister. He also likes to mountain biking as the vibrations from the seat feel nice in his ass after a good fucking from his dad David wallace. He also showers with socks on and with his sister to save water.
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William Wallace was weak, he fought for scotish "freedom" but under estimated the fact some new that English rule would be beneficial to scotland, and so they rightfully captured the traitor of the land and he was punished accordingly.
Long live England, Long live St. George
Scotland is now the most unhealthy and uneducated part of the UK, it would have been a better place if william wallace did not rebel against English rule.
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A wet, romantic kiss that last for a long time and usually is involved in a relationship
Dude, this chick asked me to give her a smoochie wallace and she loved it.
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v. Act of passing an empty pipe to the next person in rotation without disclosing the contents need to be re-filled.
Seems like everytime John had a chance he was always wallacing the pipe and asking others to refill it.
Pls see bundy the pipe
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The act of being rammed in the ass while signing a contract.
I bought this car and got totally Tim Wallaced.
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A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv
James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?
Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office
Later..........................
James:-
Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!
Gutted!
Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green
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