I wanna die

Whenever your experiencing anything in the slightest negative way and it’s so uncomfortably annoying that you feel like dying.

Dad: “We have to go to the dentist!”
Me: “I wanna die”

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wanna hear a joke?

M Y L I F E

Wanna hear a joke?
M Y L I F E

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Wanna Sprite Cranberry

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Wanna get high

A question asking to join a very fun event where friends and comrades smoke a big fat stick of wacky weed together.

Towlie: Hey, You Wanna Get High?

South Park Kids: No, we want to play our damn video game.

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I Wanna Be Sedated

A really good song by the punk band The Ramones.

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
Just put me in a wheelchair
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

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I wanna be saved

A reference to a lyric in the song Captain Save a Hoe by E-40. It means that a person is so down bad for someone, that they want to be saved by them

Person 1: Look at them
Person 2: I WANNA BE SAVED 😍😍😍😍

Wanna play roblox

A slang term for masterbating with the company of 1-8 males to rough chimpanzee gang bang porn, usually one of the eight males will go around but fucking the other males, this is term used by males who are fond of roblox

Joe: hey man wanna play roblox
Dave: sure but I have to wait untill my parents go to bed

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