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A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.
The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.
Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.
When you smoke a joint on Ash Wednesday and draw a cross on your forehead with the ashes.
Bob: "I didn't know you were Catholic Jim"
Jim: "I'm not it's Hash Wednesday"
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A day in the week (specifically Wednesday) on which people enjoy the song Waster by swedish artist Bladee.
Person 1: "Have you noticed that it's Waster Wednesday?"
Person 2: "Yeah I've already put the Icedancer vinyl on the turntable."
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On this day loyal customers partake in the over-consumption of the meal of the day at the BK Lounge. Side effects of Whopper Wednesdays include and are not limited to: onion fingers, onion breath and whopper jizz (whopper flavoured semen).
Man I should NOT have hit up Whopper Wednesday today. My girl drank my slime and yackshowed from the whopper jizz. Plus I dropped my fucking allowance just to add cheese.
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Going to Whataburger on Wednesday, every week.
It's Wednesday. It's Whataburger Wednesday. Let's go!
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A school night (preferably wednesdays) in which a horny girl is in your room, climbs up to your top bunk, and pukes margaritas all over your back from above while you are below.
"Dude that bitch puked margaritas all over your back"
"Fuck me I should know not to fuck a girl on Wetback Wednesday"
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An extremly wacky day occuring in the middle of the week embodied by drunken rages, playboy on demand, use of viagra, use of farine by GM, and complete and utter chaos and madness.
Danny G is responsible for 75% of the shit that goes down on wacky wednesdays.
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