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Can only be described as totally awsome. Is a name for any body you look up to or want to be. Is also the only human form of Chuck Norris.
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I want to be just like Julian Smith.
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The current home secretary of the United Kingdom. Also goes by the nickname of, "crazy fascist bitch", because of her persistent attempts to turn Britain into a police state. She is completely incompetent and unfit for her job, she is a threat to our fundamental rights and should be sacked for the things shes done.
One of her many insane plans is to introduce a database that records all internet search data, all emails and all mobile phone calls. If thats not fascistic, then i dont know what is. Luckily this has recieved huge backlash from the public and other MPs, so hopefully the evil bitch will be out of office before she gets a chance to implement this.
She also lied about the crime rate in the UK, telling us that serious crimes like murder, rape and assault were down, when in actual fact they have been going up each year. Her excuse was that crimes had been underreported (whatever that means), but its most likely a lie, just because she cant admit that shes fucked the country up herself.
Bitch.
Jacqui Smith: "Every home will be fitted with cctv so we can monitor everything you do. You wont be allowed to leave your house without permission from the home office. This is to combat terrorism, it has nothing to do with the fact that im a crazy power mad whore".
The general public: "Fuck you Smith! we wont do what you tell us, enough is enough, EVERYBODY RIOT, OVERTHROW THIS FASCIST REGIME!!!!"
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literally the coolest guy ever. slays all day. nobody could EVER be as cool. also his voice is so unnaturally calming omfg
you could NEVER be as slay as robert smith
A kid who is bad a Rainbow 6 Siege, but thinks he's good.
Kid: I'm so good a rainbow 6 siege!
Other Kid: No you're not stop being a Loukas Smith
(Noun) a popular ice cream dish usually consisting of a banana, ice cream, hot fudge, and other toppings
(Adjective) the condition of being incredibly Banana Smithy, reminiscent of Will Smith when he coined the phrase “Banana Smith” in 2001
(Verb) the action of slicing a banana in two halves before laying 3 scoops of ice cream and assorted toppings onto it, occasionally while getting a massive pump in
(Noun) Jerry: yo lemme snag some of that banana smith
Josh: get your fucking crusty fingers off my fucking banana smith this shit is so fresh i’m about to be caked up on a Sunday afternoon word to Will Smith.
(Adjective) Drew: Aye how it’s going Evelyn... aha ha... i’m feeling like Floyd in this Mayweather... you could say, especially Banana Smithy
(Verb) Cole: YOU CAN’T FUCKING SMITH BANANAS IN THE GYM YOU’RE GONNA SET OFF THE LUNK ALARM FOR BULKING AND SMITHING AT THE SAME TIME
Acronym for a mack daddy of a pimp. If you're G Smith, watch out...there's probably a chick behind you that wants to rub your jimmy until it spits. Guys...grab your girl and your wallet, cause G Smith will walk away with both of them.
Damn...G Smith is cooler than me...and you...unless you are G Smith.