wine gums

A soft chewy sweet for all the family to enjoy!

"Henri got drunk on wine gums."

wine enema

A quick way to get drunk. Since alcohol is absorbed in the intestines, a quick route is to fill an enema bag with wine and insert it into the anus and squeeze. Voila. Who needs the calories of imbibing.

Last night Shirley wanted to get drunk, but she didn't feel like drinking. So, we made a wine enema by filling up an enema bag with boons, inserted into her anus, and squeezed.

Boxed Wine

It, alongside cheap make-up, is what Miley Cyrus is made of.

You know what you are made of Miley?! Cheap make-up and boxed wine.

nigger wine

cheap fortified wine that drunk blacks consume while bumming spare change (spange) in front of convenience stores in some Louisiana capital cities.

all i got is a buck eighty in nickles. run in there and get me some nigger wine for the shakes.

wine O'clock

a time for wine, often around early evening (5pm-ish). It is similar to "Beer O'Clock" in that it can be anytime a wine appreciator (read: "wino") feels that some good vino might just hit the spot

Man, today was a long day—it's definitely wine o'clock now.

red wine

Something you should drink instead of beer.

mormon wine

Martinelli's Sparkling Cider...what Mormons drink at gatherings in lieu of wine.

The Kimball Family brought a bottle of Mormon Wine to the New Years party.