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When somebody keeps flirting with or talking about someone, but never goes for it and meanwhile expects their friends to refrain from persuing the objects of their relationship wishes and when this does happens: getting angry and unreasonable to the point of being a pain in the ass.
Happens a lot around girls, who in certain cases can have numerous unconsummated relationship wishes, making life extremely hard for friends who keep losing track of who's out of bounds and who is not.
Situation to illustrate: Rachel totally forgot about the unconsummated relationship wish of her friend Angela and went on a date with Brad. Angela is now angry with Rachel and won't talk to her, even though she had a date with Kevin and has no business with Brad anyway.
Is also very common regarding ex-boyfriends.
'God, she has so much unconsummated relationship wishes, I keep losing track! - I know, she should do something about it and just shut up.'
Nick asked me out last night, isn't that cool!? - Yeah, kinda... you know, I really don't want you to go out with him. - Why? Is he a unconsummated relationship wish of yours?'
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The condition most noticeable towards the end of swim season in which ones hair becomes excessively dry, crappy, dead, and occasionally green, and can be made to stand straight up like a wishing troll. The only know cures are shaving and a buttload of conditioner, and can help be prevented by using a swim cap and tons of anti-chlorine shampoo and conditioner.
Dude what did you do to your hair?" "I didn't use a swim cap or take care of my hair all swim season, and now i have wishing troll syndrome.
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What "BMW" stands for, according to little white rascal children riding the bus in the southern US.
"Do you know what BMW stands for?"
"What?"
"BLACK MAN'S WISH!"
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When a person has the ability to see breasts everywhere.
No amount of reason can deter the wishful boobthinking person's confidence that boob has been viewed.
Most wishful boobthinkers are in denial of being one as they really believe they are viewing boob. On the bright side they are happy about seeing boob and have a better day because of it.
My husband has wishful boobthinking. He got so excited when he saw my boobs in a reflection on my Facebook pic. I disagreed, which made him even more snotty about thinking he had looked closer at my pic than I did.
I was in the dressing room with my friend as we tried on bathing suits. As I was admiring a low-cut, Italian number on myself, she looks over and giggles, sideboob to me and points. As I turned around in the mirror, I was satisfied that the coverage was satisfactory. I love knowing my bff has wishful boobthinking.
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Once there was this cat who could grant wishes. So Jeff raped him.- a story told by Wish Granting Cat
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A mental illness in which the afflicted is compelled to respond to others' sentences by rearranging them in something similar to the following format:
"I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus.
NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.
Sam has "I Wish" Disease. He really starts to piss people off with it.
Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack."
Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
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A retard that messes you up for to get attention and always yells "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
(Everyone playing soccer)
(Make a wish kid comes):Eeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Everyone):Look itz the make a wish kid
(Make a wish kid scores on his own goal)
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