Wombat Pussy

When someone has terrifying breath. The disease originated in the suburbs of Cleveland.

Holy FUCK, did you smell Richard's breath? That shit smells like wombat pussy!

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wombat on cashew nuts

someone who's acting crazy and or doing something ideotic or lutacris

Man that jerk is driving worse than a wombat on cashew nuts!

wombat-head

A wombat-headis an unattractive woman that shows up at your residence uninvited.

I thought I told that wombat-head to stop showing up at my apartment.

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Wombat cave meeting

The art of two people trying to defecate or poo into each others anuses, replicating two wombats leaving their respective caves to have a meeting in the middle!

Bob: "fancy a wombat cave meeting tonight my dear?"

Maude: "not tonight dear, that curry did a number on me and I fear it would be less of a meeting and more of a shower"

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belt fed wombat

A woman whose vigorous gyrations during the horizontal mambo can be likened to the reloading action of the water-cooled, belt-fed 'L6 Wombat Anti Tank Rifle'.

"Christ almighty," Barked Maltravers. "My old chap is the colour of an Icelandic sunset after tussling with that native gel!"

"Keen on the rumpo, was she?" inquired Wilberforce looking up from his copy of 'the felchers gazette'.

"Keen?!!" spluttered Maltravers. "She went at it like a belt fed wombat!!!"

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two wombats in a sack

Fat chicks bum cheeks defined in tight pants

Looks like two wombats in a sack fighting.

Girls wearing tights and having large arse

Chunky girls wearing tight pants. There bum cheeks look like two wombats in a sack having a fight

west end wombats

the popular guys in long beach new york. all of them are hot. most of them play hockey and surf. they have hats. they have a call.. "yeeeeeeeo"
sometimes spelt, "yeeeeerro"

"yeeeeeeeeeeo"

"TELL THAT TO A WOMBAT"
west end wombats

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