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When you fall directly on your tailbone and sends shocks throughout your body. Can be as little as small pain or one that has bruising and hurts for days.
Yesterday when playing football i got tackled and got ass-womped, o still can't walk straight.
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When a dumbass ref seems to cock-slap you with shit calls all game long.
Derived from the horrible calls made by Mali-born referee Koman Coulilaby during the USA v Slovenia match.
That ref is calling fouls that don't exist!
I know! We're getting totally Mali-womped
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Random items put on a tall stick so that people can locate one another at music festivals. Also for entertainment purposes.
Where Jimmy?" "I don't know, I'm tripping balls." "Look for his womp stick, it has a banana on it." "Derp.
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the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
Look a car! I think I'll eat it!
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to get owned, served, schooled, or totally humiliated.
Man you just lost!... No, I got booty womped.
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1. To go about town shitting on random things.
2. To crouch down and walk while shitting to see whos poop is the longest, was part of the first Olympic Games in Ancient Mexico.
1.Juan and his friends would go womp tromping and pretend they were old time Mexican Olympians.
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When a girl places her mouth over a guy's rectum so he can poop in her mouth and she chew's the poop rapidly and leaves it in her mouth then gives the guy a blowjob.
Felix:"Bridget gave me a Womp Chomp the other day."
Todd:"Damn bro thats gross."
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