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The act of releasing one's bowels and masturbating simultaneously. In layman's terms, jerking off and pooping at the same time.
Dude, last night, I may have had the runs, but I totally got my money's worth!
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Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.
If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.
Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.
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Yung Matts Net Worth Is 10k from collabs with other artist
Yung Matts Net Worth Is 10k from collabs with other artist
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An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.
Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.
Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.
The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.
Father: How many goats are YOU worth?
Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?
Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.
Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...
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"Welcome to animal jam item worth wiki AKA hell!"
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having one is better than seeing many
When searching for a better job, remember A bird in the hand... .
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