did it like bibbi would

if you've done something so bad that you did it like bibbi

1. pat: you see the sand castle Jeff made?
steve:yeh he did it like bibbi would

2. phillip: my house got repainted
frank: i know i seen it, they did it like bibbi would

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I would do my part

A subtle way to say that you would obviously hook up with an attractive girl, without sounding desperate.

Ian: Wow, Lily is looking good today. I would love to lay her out on that table and...
Karl: Come on dude, don't be so crass. But yes, I would do my part.

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would you let me tap

Would you let me tap

Boy- Hey would you let me tap
Girl-tap what?
Boy-tap that ass or pussy
Girl-mmmm idk about that

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Common sense would dictate such knowledge

A more intelligent way of saying duh

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?

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how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

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if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

it's what my character would do

The phrase most often spoken after someone commits something outrageous or uncalled for with their RPG character, usually in Dungeons and Dragons.

Karl: "I stab Tim's character."
Tim: "Hey, what the hell man, they've barely spoken!"
Karl: "It's what my character would do."