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Smacking a Yankee hater with your penis in a show of dominance. Can be done in private or in front of a large group and may or may not also be followed up with a good teabagging.
My hoe said she preferred the Red Sox, so I had to Yankee spank a bitch.
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The Yankee Swap is when, at christmas, you take the someone else present giving him/her yours
you can find an example of it in tv series "The Office" (us) season 2, episode 10
in this episode, when the party gets worse:
Michael: I got it! We are going to turn Secret Santa into Yankee Swap.
Jim: What is Yankee Swap?
Michael: One person chooses a gift. The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person's gift. If your gift gets stolen, then you can steal somebody else's gift or choose a new gift.
Jim: I thought that was called Nasty Christmas.
Pam: Yeah, we call it White Elephant.
Michael: Well, I call it fun!
Oscar: Why are we doing this?
Michael: Because it's better. Because it's more special.
Angela: It sounds mean.
Michael: Shut it. No, it's not. Okay, just give it a shot.
Michael: Okay, Meredith is up first. Here's the deal. You can either pick a new gift or you can steal somebody else's gift that they've already gotten, like the oven mitt.
Meredith: I'll take the teapot.
Jim: Oh, shouldn't we ... I bought that specifically for Pam.
Michael: Yankee Swap! That's what makes it fun. Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now.
Pam: I'll take the iPod.
Ryan: And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice?
Dwight: Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt, the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift.
Stanley: (after Ryan opens a new gift - a nameplate saying 'Kelly') That was meant for Kelly.
Ryan: Yeah, I figured.
Michael: I think this is going great.
Michael: Everyone wants the iPod. It's a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.
Dwight: Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets ... Christmas.
A quick, innocent kiss. A peck. A child like term used by/for children in the Southern United States. (More common in countryside-raised, 'older' southern families)
My mother had me trained to tell relatives I'd trade them 'A kiss for a yankee dime'. Afterwards, I would demand a yankee dime, and they would all laugh at my ignorance.
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A 3-D printed auto-sear for an AR-15 pattern rifle.
Isn’t a yankee boogle illegal? Where’d you get that?
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a richmond cali word, meaning to get stupid, go dumb, act a fool, act retarded, etc.
in richmond, we dont get crunk, we go yankee!!!
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The favorite chant of red sox fans.
Yankees suck! Yankees suck! Yankees suck! (you get the idea)
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A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.
An average exchange:
Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"
Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"
Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"
Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."
Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"
Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"
Me - "Ugh..."
Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."
Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"
Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"
Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."
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