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A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.
Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."
Person 2: *Snores*"...."
Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."
Person 2: "Wait what?!?"
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An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"
Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!
(vicious nipple twisting ensues)
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When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco
Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!
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It means to fuck some ones mother backwards. almost as if you where to fuck them the wrong way. commonly used as an insult to tell some one
1- to fuck there mother
2- in a way that would be back to front and all wrong
3- to insult someones intelligence and mother.
jack mason: Rob you eat balls
Rob Harvey: Go fuck your mother backwards
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A surprisingly non-derogatory way to greet someone in the state of Indiana. Perfectly acceptable to say to your wife or co-worker. Can also be used to express dissatisfaction over being asked to perform a useless task. Can also be shortened to simply "your mouth" if you are saying it to someone in front of children or at church.
David: *walks up to work area* "Blumping?"
Jason: "I'll fuck your mouth."
David: "but you have syphilis"
Jason: "I got it from your dad"
David: "can you fix this part for me?"
Jason: "I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!"
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(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.
"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."
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something you would say to give a low blow indirectly towards the fucker that pissed you off to piss him off even more
faggot: hey cutie, you gotta nice ass
straight guy: go fuck your mom since that's the only pussy that'll ever have you, you queer bitch!
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