Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

Zebra Popcorn

the act of running a train consisted of black people and white people on a trampoline

Craig: Yo Jamal do you and Phillip wanna make some zebra popcorn with this bitch I can call.

Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time

zebra butt

when a white person shits on a toilet seat and sits down thinking it got in the actual toilet, when in fact shit is smeared all over their ass.

Jerry:dude! I just had the nastiest zebra butt ever yesterday!
Tom:get the fuck out of my face you nasty ass bitch

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Ridin' the Zebra

A Ménage à trois involving a white guy and a black guy at the same time.

Sarah had a blast ridin' the zebra with Billy and Jerome!

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Flying Zebra

It is when one man jumps and puts his legs on the shoulders of another man. At this point in time he whips out his balls and puts them in the other mans mouth. You have just executed a flying Zebra.

man 1: Hey do you know what a flying Zebra is?

man 2: flying Zeb...
Man 1 just executed a flying Zebra on man 2.

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Wang Zebra

To paint zebra stripes upon your penis.

"Last night I so had a Wang Zebra, dude!"

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Zebra tits

Zebra tits: Many stretch marks on the tits.

Check out that lady with the zebra tits

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