Finder Moment

An intense conversation that is often one-sided and emotionally volatile that continues without stopping, crescendoing without a peak or end in sight.

A long conversation that ensues about politics, banking, illegal drug use, etc. - lead mainly by one individual who continues to beat the figurative horse to death until any others involved in the conversation wish they were elsewhere. Might be referred to after-the-fact as "There he goes, again. Had another Finder Moment."

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scrubs-moment

Noun:
A scrubs-moment is when one is in conversation, or in thought, and they have a fantasy about something ridiculous, or something that one normal would not fantasize about, similar to the fantasies zach braff'scharacter, J.D., has on the TV show scrubs

Person 1: Dude if you could have one wish what would it be?

Person 2: Hmm.....
(Fantasizes about a room full of chocolate pudding, and dancing chickens...)
....uhh, i dunno.
Person 1: Dude, did u just have a scrubs-moment?

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barbruh moment

When your mom keeps at yelling at you because you have been playing on the PS4 for to long and blasting EDM music.

Daniel: Mom give me five more minutes I will come upstairs soon. Stop having a barbruh moment
Barbruh: GET OFF NOW OR I WILL THROW A SCREWDRIVER AT YOU!!!!

Discord moment

Doing something that a person who uses discord would normally do.

After johnny went on a tirade on how Jewish people ran everyone felt it was a certified discord moment.

agnt moment

dumdum

Al: What's the batter in "pancake batter"? Is it a baseball thingy?
B: Al you're a fucking agnt moment

metroid moment

Noun.
Any moment in a video game where you are unable to progress the main story because of a horribly obscure objective that must be completed to trigger the next event.

Popularized by the youtuber dunkey while talking about the Metroid video game series. Earlier games of the 90's had progression walls such as this that artificially lengthened the gameplay time by forcing the player to explore every area of the game in order to figure out what to do next.

Person 1: Remember in Ocarina of Time when you had to bomb the small Goron as adult Link to get to the fire dungeon? I had to call the tips line to figure out that I had to even do that in the first place.
Person 2: Ahh. Sounds like a real Metroid Moment.

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Zeerialo moment

a moment where Zeerialo does something weird

Zeerialo: hello
Boris Johnson: zeerialo moment