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One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.
Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"
Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"
An alternative to showering
When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
I woke up 5 minutes before class started today, so I had to hat and axe it with all the rush.
Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.
He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.
Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."
When a plane fly’s low to the ground at high speed. This is often done at air shows. The maneuver’s are exiting but dangerous. The military have regulations against this practice. Pilots have been known too break these rules. An accident in Italy in 1998 was blamed on flat hatting. A military plane flying at low altitude and high velocity severed a cable on a ski lift. The gondola 🚠 with 20 ppl fell to the ground killing all aboard.
Local residents have complained about planes flat hatting over their houses. The low flying planes are noisy and distracting.
Made of shiny, black, stretchy nylon, this is a hat worn by thugs, wangsters and other types of douchebags. Not a true hat, the panty hat is actually made from the discarded crotch sections from Rosie O'Donnell's soiled unmentionables.
Though it has no known purpose, the panty hat is often worn so that others may know you possess below average intelligence.
Suffering from low self esteem, Darmetrius resorted to wearing a panty hat in order to get the props he deserved.
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a gangster hat is a hat that is worn but abnormally large black men or by ghetto white people. the gangst"a" hat defies the laws of gravity and usually rests at an angle that the average human would have to super glue to achieve. some gagnsta hats have hundreds of teams on them such as in the mlb that the wearer of the hat has never even heard of and probably has never watched baseball in there lifetime.the colors of the team or city the hat is "reppin" is usually colors that have nothing to do with th team or city such as a yankees hat being birght purple, neon green, and pacer yellow. also,the hat is 25 times to big for the individual wearing the hat and has the "fresh from the store, extended bill" sticker on it, making the wearer...extra gangster. but, if the hat is even bent to the smallest degree..the hat is instantly thrown away becuase it is not gangsta anymore. also, if scuffed, it is to be throwin away immdieatly. the hat is worn many different ways...each one making you wonder how it stays on the head.
the hat also occaioanlly has a "shout out" to a fallen homie or a picture of micheal jordan on it.
p.s. the hat is worn with an extremely poofy jacket and a t-shirt that is XXXXXXXXXXXL in size
"ahh da'look at dat cats gangsta hat. hes got it so gangsta that it aint even on his head"
"dangg da', the bill on that gangsta hat will put yo eye out"
one knowledgeable cat says to a hat wearer" oo da' so u like the mariners"
wearer says" yeaa homie..micheal jordan played for them"...
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A complex device that can help prevent both overpopulation and intercellular war. This device can come in many different varieties - such as slippery, bumpy, and strawberry.
In other words, a condom.
Make sure you always wear a Jimmy Hat while wildly thrusting into the subject of your lust.
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