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The Best idea America never passed. Common sense legislation that has repeatedly been blocked by the terrorist organization known as the NRA (National Rifle Association), a group much worse tha their sister group, the IRA (Irish Republican Army). Simply put, Gun control is the idea that psychopaths, neo-nazis, and other quote "american boy" groups shouldn't be allowed possesion of weapons like Ausalt Rifles, Flamethrowers, RPGs, Grenades, Sub-machine guns, Mini-guns, Sniper Rifles, high capacity magazines, and other weapons that would only make sense as the possesions of someone intent on mass murder or the establishment of a para-millitary force, like the NRA and IRA. Unfortunatly, these terrorists have managed to worm their way into the American government by convincing politicians that if they vote for gun control they'll be booted out of office. This is also one of the reasons that America is a laughing stock abroad, due to our lagging mental capacity in seeing that mass shootings couldn't happen without massive access to weapons, and our obsesion with the idea that everyone is going to drag an AK-47 and full boy armor around everywhere they go, and that his behavior is in some way normal. Yes, people kill people, but gun's help them do it.
No significant examples of gun control due to the actions of the NRA, but here are some things it could have helped prevent:
THE FORT HOOD SHOOTING
THE TUSCON SHOOTING OF SENATOR GABRIEL GIFFORDS
THE AURORA MASSACRE
THE SIEK TEMPLE SHOOTING
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A political issue dividing the United States for which there are two main stances.
Pro Control Stance: A necessity in a country in which the Vice President manages to shoot someone in the face, "on accident."
Anti Control Stance: Owning a gun is great way to keep overbearing government and thiefs out of your home. Unfortunately, this is entirely useless in a country in which the government has weapons far beyond the scope of any law abiding citizen.
Philosophy behind the argument: Some people argue that this could be a "hands-off" issue for our politicians. That is, people who want guns can have them, people who don't can not own one. However, the armed will always have superior influence over the peaceful. Naturally, everyone must have the ability to defend themselves equally within the law. This is why we have law enforcement officials and courts. Armed citizenship undermines legal procedure. So, the decision boils down to vigilante justice or structured justice. One is quicker yet more dangerous, one is slower yet controllable.
Solution: Take the government's weapons and give them to the citizens. That way every private citizen has the ability to bomb the crap out of people they don't like. It's the American way.
Dick Cheney doesn't favor Gun Control because then he couldn't shoot his friends in the face.
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Based off of an inside joke from a video MiniLadd posted.
By refering to "The Machine Gun", they are referring to a Youtube adult streamer who sold her socks for coins to buy a "Machine Gun" which is a quick moving sex machine.
Black Card: Word to the wise, never put ______in your vagina.
White Card Placed by 'mininumber1' : The Machine Gun
THE INSIDE JOKE TO RULE ALL!! - Cards Against Humanity- MiniLadd (7:27)
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What Lafayette (in Hamilton: The Musical) came back with.
Lafayette: I went to the French for more funds,
And came back with more guns and ships,
And so the balance shifts
When someone is caught masturbating.
Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.
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It originated from the name of their tour 'Nameless Liberty Six Guns' where the Vocalist Ruki described five out of six being held by the members of the band, while the sixth gun is held by the fans because "Nameless Liberty Six Guns" and "Nameless Liberty Six Bullets" were public and not only heresy tours.
We're the sixth guns!.
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A very expensive, electronic dildo. Some may have to sell their socks in order to afford it.
Hi, I'm Billy Mays here to introduce you to The Machine Gun! But wait, there's more! Order one right now and get a free pair of socks!
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