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Once you have this you are fucked
She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger
George - What's up with Chase lately? He won't stop talking about Jessy.
David - He has Jessy Syndrome
George - How do you know?
David - Cause I had it...
George - Had?
David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.
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When you're awake in the bed next to a sleeping girl, you masturbate and release it all over her. The key here is to make sure she sleeps and does not wake up until you have left the house as she will be shocked and confused about what is on her. Particularly good after a night of drinking.
She was sleeping, and I was horny. I watched a porn quietly, then gave her a Wet Jessie.
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jessie mozden is one of the nicest people that you will meet. she is always there for you. she will stand by your side in hard, good,and bad times. she puts others before herself. she is truly a loyal friend.
jessie mozden is a great frined
That girl. Everyone dreams about but can never find. So gorgeous you just might drool a little. So kick ass no word can defind her.
If your too cool for swag, then you're jessie druley.
Jessie richards is the most lengest & sexiest girl you will EVER meet. She is kind, and encouraging but if you get on her bad side she can easily make you disabled just with one punch. Never piss off jessie richards or you will feel the menacing pain.
1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
One drunk-ass female. Must consist of two of the following four elements:
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
Wow, that bitch sure was one drunk jessy.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
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Is when you bend your leg up to your butt and insert you big toe in your ass hitting your g-spot
I'm gonna go home, get a shower and then give myself a moist Jessie.
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