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A person who strongly believes Larry Stylinson, the ship between One Direction Band Members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, is completely real! They dedicate their mind soul and body to Larry, breathe Larry, survive off of Larry. Anything that could potentially prove that Larry isn't real is just another attempt from the boys' terrible management to get Larries to loose hope. But there's just too much evidence and we will fight to the death for what Dark Larries believe in.
"Dark Larries rise"
"I ship bullshit"
"Conchobar"
"Some Elounor shipper had the nerve to post hate on my blog"
Larry Stylinson Larrie Harry Styles Elounor Louis Tomlinson Love gay
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A Homosexual Wombat that stalks the streets of New York City with nothing but a pair of shoes and a fanny pack full of Glow-Sticks and Cigarettes.
If you run into Larry the Wombat out there give him some of this Candy.
the best character from the indie game sally face. he is superior in every way and he is perfect. we dont talk about episode four though. never talk about episode four.
"have you heard of larry johnson?"
"yeah hes the fucking coolest"
A gay Republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.
Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?
Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?
Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"
Tom: That's bullshit.
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A participant in the World Series of Dice. He was only supposed to be throwing out the trash.
Damn Larry, get upstairs and put on some lotion!
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1.Co-creator of the extremely hilarious and popular show “Seinfeld” that ran on NBC for 9 seasons. He is also the insperation for the character George.
2.Star and Creator of the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which runs on HBO. He frequeltly makes an ass out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. Its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.
3.He is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and Jews around the nation.
4.Lives in Jerry Seinfeld's shadow.
(Larry David has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix it)
Larry David: (to various passerby) You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(People are ignoring him)
Larry David: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?
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Larry David: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances.
After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.
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