Rust player

Someone who’s never talked to a woman or seen the sun

“Hey have you seen John,he’s coming to the movies with us right?” “No,he’s a rust player”

Keep It Player

To not let anything bother or deter you from your main objective/goal. Remain true to yourself and your values. Lead, teach, guide and never follow behind another.

Follow these simple steps: Pray, Laugh, and You’ll Enjoy Reality

When you feel that you can’t go on, look in the mirror and remind yourself to Keep It Player.

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VHS Player

An ass-backwards, digital age term for a VCR.

"How are we supposed to watch this copy of Alien Private Eye? I don't have a VHS Player!

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Competitive Player

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect

Nick you're such a competitive player !

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Pika player

A player in Pika network who has no clue how to play the game.

Hahaha just block trapped that pika player.

mellophone player

a girl/guy who is incredibly unique and the other sections in the band hate but couldn't live without at the same time. Usually tend to be made of perverted, vulgar, out of shape, and funny individuals, who befriend everyone. They don't really take anything seriously and tend to joke throughout rehearsals but know their shit when competition comes around

flute player: omg did you see the mellophones they don't know what they're doing
low brass: naw the mellos are the shit
clarinet: they need to shut up
trumpet: mellophone is just a big trumpet
saxophones: wut
drum major: yea but they march hella good at competition
mellophone player: HELL FUCKING YEAH MAJESTIC AND SHIT

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esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately (518) 465-7551

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