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1: Untampered piece of material used for arts, such as painting.
2: Person and/or part of the body without any tattoos.
3: A person's face. Used to reference a facial, most notably used for a cute, feminine face.
1: "I've been strutting around the workshop for hours, looking at my blank canvas, I'm having a creative block."
2: Judy has tattoos everywhere but on her left arm, that's some blank canvas waiting to be inked.
3: That girl at the bar is so cute, a true blank canvas, I'd like to paint with her later on, know what I'm sayin' ?.
a "blank insult" is the ultimate way to add extra punch to an insult
what you do is make up a random word that sounds like it's an insult, and when the victim asks what it is, you make up a definition that directly insults the person you're roasting
(slicer is the blank insult in this scenario)
guy 1: "you look like a retard"
guy 2: "you look like a fucking slicer"
guy 1: "wtf is a slicer"
guy 2: "a slicer is some 4 eyed short gay kid"
guy 1: "damn"
Blank is a whole new race for people who are racist to their own race and other races too
kelly:Yeah man John was so racist He became a blank race
Tom: DAYUM
A person who when faced with a stressful situation or under direct questioning fails to either take appropriate action or to make an appropriate response.
Erica: I asked him for a date.
Rose: What happened?
Erica: He went red, didn't say anything and ran off
Rose: He's such a blank spark.
Gay pop-punk band that has catchy FAGGOT song =D
Billy: "Have you heard of that band Blank Tape?"
Joe: "Yeah, they are a bunch of lameburgling fanny bandits!"
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someone who can't ejaculate because of lack of semen but still achieves the same sexual sensation.
it derives from the sexual term "shooting blanks".
i banged that chick all week. every chance we got. now she calls me billy blanks.
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To be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. Only a male can "shoot blanks".
Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."
(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
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