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Bloody Massacre

When you have sex with a girl that is on her period.

John and Cindy made a bloody massacre.

by Boywithnoname1 November 09, 2009


Bloody Sombrero

There are a few conditions that need to be fulfilled for this honor to be given. #1. The sexual intercourse partner has to be of Latino/Mexican descent #2. It has to be a female on her period. #3. She has to be wearing a sombrero or a similar wide spread hat. Upon filling those conditions, the following actions have to be taken: When the Latino/Mexican orgasms, it is done only into the sombrero. The desired result is a sombrero (or wide spread hat) that is somewhat dyed red which the male partner then wears the following day. All those that know of the "honor" will recognize such a feat through congratulation and similar hat wearing. Amen.

The average Green Bay Packers fan performs great Bloody Sombreros.

by Whitey McPaul September 24, 2007


Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.

Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018


bloody tops

The best ever, something that goes unparalleled.

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!

by Chellos September 06, 2007


nutty bloody

A large piece of shit that has pieces of nuts that cut your ass so that it bleeds into your toilet when you are pushing it out.

The nutty bloody hurt so bad coming out that I cried... but then I laughed the night away!

by Uncle J J May 23, 2005


Bloody Chavez

A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.

Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!

by rickabone April 28, 2013


Bloody Elk

When you mess up your spelling and autocorrect thinks bloody elk is what you meant.

but you go with it. that's a Bloody Elk moment.

something mildly to very frustrating happens and all you can say is "Bloody Elk"
or a "Bloody Elk Moment" when you do something stupid that doesn't go great and you know well S*** that's a "bloody Elk Moment"

by Adelaide Guru October 23, 2019