cigarette slut

Any skanky woman who's usually in bars, tatted up, chain smoking, wearing an obnoxious lipstick and having an ashtray mouth constantly. More times than not, they are from the milla.

We love cigarette sluts.

Funky Cigarette

A more 'politically correct' word often used on British radio stations mainly by people who have never smoked weed before to describe a joint, zoot, spliff or any other hand-rolled cigarette containing high amounts of weed that makes you trip major balls sacks and leaves you with a weed-over you'll never forget the following morning.

Dealer: "hey kidz you all want a funky cigarette?"
Kidz: "what's a funky cigarette?"
Dealer: "a joint you dumb fucks!"
Kidz: "yeeeeeeeah!"

cigarette jenga

Cigarette Jenga is a game where you and a friend share a cigarette and take three drags before passing it while trying to not let the cigarette lose it's ash, back and forth until someone makes the ash fall. If the cigarette is completely smoked without being ashed, this is called a kinged cigarette.

"Did you see who one cigarette jenga last night?"
"Neither, they kinged it"

cigarette run

When the family patriarch leaves his family with the excuse of getting a pack of cigarettes.

Gob left went on a cigarette run, leaving his baby mama and his child behind.

Cigarette Envy

To regard a person with envy who is still smoking a cigarette after you've already finished yours.

Brendan: Don't judge me but I'm going to smoke another cigarette.
Julie: (Nods in acceptance, immediately feels cigarette envy). Can I hit your cigarette? I'm having cigarette envy.

Nails Cigarettes

A fictional brand of unfiltered "hard hitting" cigarettes used in numerous View Askewniverse movies that are directed and written by Kevin Smith.

"Hey Silent Bob, let me get busts on that Nails Cigarettes."

(I know it's suppose to be cigarette but Urban Dictionary has a annoying example policy, no offense guys.)

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Pink cigarette

A cigarette laced with formaldehyde and/or other toxins.
Effects range from permanent drug induced psychosis to death. This is NOT a recreational drug, but a way to kill or permanently destroy your brain.

That would be as stupid as smoking a pink cigarette.

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