fail couple

a couple where the girl is asian and the guy is anything but asian (typically white).

fuck that fail couple over there. that white guy just with her for sex.

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a couple three

The redneck way of saying "maybe two or three, or maybe more".

Cody: "Hey how many bullets you got left there, Fred?"

Fred: "A couple three I reckon."

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coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.

"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"

couple time

Time when couples relax and snuggle. Only pecks no heavy kissing.

“Lets have couple time.”

couple fight

how am i supposed to know?

that is a couple fight

Best Couple

When two friends become boyfriend and girlfriend. Before dating each, they have to endure bullying and sweaty armpits. A lot of confusion may arise "what do you mean." A beautiful relationship in disguise

"what do you mean we are the best couple?"

roblox couple

roblox couple is basically what a super clingy and extra lovey dovey couple is. the type who says 'uwu and baka' in real life ;-;

girl: babyyy I missed chu so much *pouts*

boy: my lil baka is so needy~
*uncomfortable pda*
me: what a roblox couple *eye roll*