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a couple where the girl is asian and the guy is anything but asian (typically white).
fuck that fail couple over there. that white guy just with her for sex.
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The redneck way of saying "maybe two or three, or maybe more".
Cody: "Hey how many bullets you got left there, Fred?"
Fred: "A couple three I reckon."
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October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
When you have a couple where one person is a little bit on the chunkier side and the other is built like a stringbean therefore, when put together, they’d make the number 10.
Why did Claire go for John ? Did she really want to be in a Ten Couple with him
a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...
We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.
The balcony couple is the one (if out of multiple) couple(s) that are always by the balcony. They’re the balcony kids everyone knows and is fucking annoyed by, because they are the cringiest and most annoying couple in the school. They are also super controlling of eachother and are so clingy that you’d rather jump off the balcony than date one them. And they are always making out and grabbing each others genitals. They also create so much drama because they have to let everyone know that they’re dating and will attack anyone who comes near the others “husband” or “wife”. Because of all of this drama when they finally break up they have no friends left, so tragic. Because they have no friends they sit up by the balcony with of the other sluts that eat there for lunch. Basically they are the biggest sluts out of the biggest group of sluts in school.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.
“Wanna go to the balcony for lunch?”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”
(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.
Joe: You got divorced? What happened?
Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.
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