Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

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Cheesus Crust

Come on he is the son of Glob. He dried on the cross for our sins.

Cheesus Crust! That scared the shite out of me.

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crust dust

When the skidmarks on your underwear dry out and start flaking off, turning into dust. It happens when people do not wipe up well after going to the bathroom, and when they do not change their underwear frequently.

I haven't changed my underwear in six weeks and now I think I'm starting to see some crust dust coming out of my pant leg.

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crust fund

Street trash crust punk who could has chosen to be homeless for the image when they could easily ask mommy and daddy for money when they need it.

These fucking crust fund babies are begging when they have money! Get a job!

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Crust Bucket

Someone that hasn't wiped there butt in a while.

That person is a crust bucket.

Whats up crust bucket.

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Crust of love

It's when you cum on someone's face in the late evening when your lover (or really good friend) is sleeping. Then when he/she wakes up in the morning he/she will wake up with the crust of love.

"Did you like my crust of love this morning?"

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crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

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