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When a person expels fecal matter from said person's rectum while using chewing tobacco, as it is naturally a laxative.
Jason dipshits during lunch period at school every day for 20 minutes.
1) The people who post their own names on the Urban dictionary giving themselves WAY to many compliments.
2) Anyone who chooses "dead" as their username on the internet
3) People who are overconfident and think their the shit even though they sound like they are 6 and look the part to
Yo wtf look its a dipshit! I bet his name is bennet!
A person who is stupid and doesn't know when to shut up.
Bill: I'm just going to go pick this flower.
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty
Don: No you dipshit lets go!
A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.
Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.