Farm Face

Someone who has horse teeth, a pigs nose, rabbit eyes, or any other combination of farm animals.

Ew look at that girl, she's a farm face.

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Yat Farm

N. Describes the state of a cultivated Yat collective. Origins are traced back to the 15th Century Roman Renaissance and is considered, in most Cultures, to be one of the original forms of High Art. Anecdotal evidence from Vasari's 'Le Vite delle più eccellenti pittori, scultori, ed architettori' suggests Raphael Sanzio as the primogenitor of Yat Farming or Agricola Rex.

Oi geb iz harvestd this bare cheeks caz for the Yat Farm.

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Karma Farming

The act of saying or doing good for the explicit reason of increasing ones own karma.

Planting 'Karma Seeds'.

"Need to do some Karma Farming this afternoon, I'll go wish everyone has a good day on facebook"

"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"

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Oyster farming

The insertion of one’s finger into a nostril to remove a freshly grown oyster from the nasal cavity.

The freshly harvested Oysters are then gently rolled to create nose opals.

Nose opals are then flicked or eaten as a delicacy.

“Get your finger out and stop oyster farming”, “I just went oyster farming” “stop oyster faming”

piddle farm

restroom; bathroom; place where piddle is harvested

Tim must have had a burrito for lunch because he was i heard him in pain in the PIDDLE FARM.

Julie has to pee so bad I saw her run to the PIDDLE FARM.

Frank drank so much last night i think he is peeing and throwing up at once in the PIDDLE FARM.

Sleep Farming

(1) The phenomonian in which the urban farmer participates in farmville while dozing or falling off to sleep.

OR

(2) A farmville-induced coma.

(1) Example:

Crap! Last night I must've accidentally deleted my barn while sleep farming on farmville! Now I have to ask all my neighbors to send me bricks and wooden boards all over again!

(2) Example:

Phone rings.

Person 1: Hey, Tim can you get that? I'm in the middle of a report.

Tim: (silence accompined by a blank stare)

Person 1: Tim? ...What's wrong with Tim?

Person 2: Oh, Tim? He's not gonna get that phone. He's sleep farming.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: You know, a farmville-coma

Person 1: Ooohhhh... I guess I'll get the phone then.

meme farming

(verb) The act of searching the internet for clever or informative memes.

I find these funny memes by just meme farming.