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Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.
Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?
Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.
Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
Wingsofredemption's favorite food besides Wendy's chili
"Did you see the Wing's stream last night?"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"
oat⋅meal /ˈoʊtˌmil, -ˈmil/ Show Spelled Pronunciation oht-meel, -meel –noun
1. meal made from ground or rolled oats.
2. a cooked breakfast food made from this.
3. a girl who has had sexual intercourse with at least three members of Omega Alpha Tau.
After Josh and Ben had their way with Carin, Mike Brewer utilized the reverse cowgirl position to close her out and complete the oat-meal.
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shitty and gross food that kinda looks appetizing but was served in a dish cleaned in sink water
“hey dude, you want to eat there?”
“it looks good but gives me hood meals vibes and i don’t want to get food poisoning”
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A fictional word derived from oatmeal, used metaphorically when somebody is overly proud of themselves or are overly boastful and annoying, especially when they win a game (usually online, but it doesn't really matter; I thought of it when I won a game of darts).
Todd beat me at Halo 3, and he sure loves to eat his Gloat-meal!
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The only KFC meal bigger than a family meal for 12. Pure finger lickin' good. A meal only becomes a godfather meal if the person ordering it is going to eat it alone. This person may wear a tuxedo and bring two bodyguards in black suits for added effect. Note: it is not possible to choose the eat-out option with this meal as it is too big to fit through the front door.
Guy 1: "Dude, that guy is getting a godfather meal! He came dressed for the feast and all!"
Guy 2: "What a fat shit."
How to order:
Enter the restaurant, make your bodyguards pull out guns and kill everyone in the joint but the workers behind the counter. Approach the counter, look to your left bodyguard, and make him order you your godfather meal. He must order this in Italian. The bodyguard on the right should prepare a cheque, because normal money isn't godfather-like. If you're feeling extra godfather-ey, then make your right bodyguard pay in cocaine.
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The act of having sex with a sloppy drunk girl and she passes out before you finish. You give her a facial, wipe the evidence from her face with a piece of bread and stick it in her mouth. When she awake with a hangover, by default she will eat the remains of the Manwich Meal.
This chick cheated me out of a decent lay, so I gave her a Manwich Meal to remember me by.
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