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When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.
"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"
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A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.
John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.
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the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.
1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
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A girl or young woman who enjoys being urinated on and/or urinating on herself; it is a combination of the word "piddle" meaning to pee and the Disney film "The Little Mermaid."
1) Ariel loved having other people pee on her so much, they started calling her "The Piddle Mermaid."
2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.
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Going to swinger house parties.
So whatcha got planned for the weekend?
Going Mermaid Lounging. How bout you?
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To finger a girl on her period, (clunge being the ocean, body being the land) pull your fingers out an walk them up her body to her chest. Do a little jig with said fingers then ram them up her nose flapping around like a fish out of water!
"I'm going to make you a Disney princess"
"Can I be the little mermaid?"
"You won't be the little mermaid, I will give you the little mermaid treatment!"
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when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.
So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.
"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"
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