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When a girl gets weed cheap af cause she’s cute/slutty/her drug dealer wants to bang her. Or maybe cause she’s just a sweetheart.
Hey Kim, you text the plug cause you always get them princess prices.
Tall, blonde, bitches, and somehow has a girlfriend and is a great friend
He was a total Maximus Price
A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.
British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”
UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”
British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”
Drinking only squash-like alcoholic beverages, at a cap of 4 per night only (The only exception is a single shot of apple sourz. And that’s really going some!). When invited to a social event, prefers to drive or to not come at all. Prior to said event he will say is attendance is a maybe until the last minute to avoid being told he is in fact a nonce.
God, Callum… stop being such a Liam Price!
Cassius Price is a sexy 17 year old who acts like he doesn’t care about anything but deep down is my fish 🎣. He’s from the app “Episode” and i love his sexy tattoos and I just want him to f!ck me so bad even tho he’s a literal pixel ugh 😫
Girl 1: Have you seen Cassius Price today?
Girl 2: Yes! Cassius makes me want to have an orgasm
The inflated price one pays for goods.
I need to out gas in my car but I don't want to pay the Brandon price.
The best person in the world, golden hair, amazing blue eyes and a great personality
Eva - hey who are you?
Girl 1 - omg!! Are you Eva price?
Eva - yeah why
Girl 1 - your so pretty and I want to be like you