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using an aerosol can containing deoderant eg: Lynx instead of having a shower to freshen up
I didnt have a chance to have a shower before happy hour so I just changed cloths and and grabbed a shower in a can
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When you are still sweating after taking a shower when you finished a tough workout. Clean fresh sweat
I just did insanity and now I got that shower sweat after my shower. Gotta sit in front of the fan now
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When someone takes a shit, does not wipe, then goes into the shower to rinse off the shit.
"Hey Carl, I didn't feel like wiping, so I took a hershey shower.
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Masturbating then falling asleep
Kendrick:I'm going to go take a shower.
Greg:Ok.
*2 Hours Later Kendrick Walks Back In The Room*
Greg:Where were you?
Kendrick: I masturbated and fell asleep.
^^^^^^^^^thats a kendrick shower^^^^^^^^^^
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When instead of taking a real shower, a person sprays deodorant all over themself in an attempt to avoid offending others with their odor.
Mike didn't have enough time to take a real shower, so he just got out a can of Axe and took a scum shower.
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When a situation becomes so awkward you can literally feel awkwardness showing over you.
In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.
Paul- What's wrong?
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.
John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.
Paul- Fuck...
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When a woman is on her period and she sprays her menstrual fluids onto her sex partner's face.
Eric, I had the best candy shower last night. My wife's menstrual fluids were warm.
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