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The Female equivalent of the male Tea Bag,the act of a male placing his testicles on another person's forehead, but instead of a male placing his balls(or tea bag) on one's forehead a female places her vagina (or taco) on one's forehead.
Male: Go Tea Bag him
Female: I don't have balls
Male: Well go Taco Swipe him then
Not to be confused with Secret Uncle (also a fun time), Secret Taco is a game where a group of people blindfold themselves and compete to try to find the taco that is hidden in the room. Whoever finds the taco gets to eat it while everyone else has to watch. You know, like one of those "to the victor goes the spoils" type situations.
Originated in Richmond, VA in the Spring of 2009. **Note - For added fun you can add a microphone so that whoever finds the taco can eat it in front of the microphone.
Due to its competitive nature, it is recommended that knives not be permitted in the playing field.
Hey that cute new girl is really into you. You should see if she wants to come over later and play Secret Taco.
The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
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Another name for a Latinas vagina.
Maria is not home right now, she went to have her taco boat waxed!
The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom
Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell
When you eat way too much at Taco Bell, to the point of feeling guilty. Subsequently, you immediately start reflecting on how poor your diet is, and how you're going to make better life choices and be healthy next time. Gyms, salads, and lots of water are in your near future. But you're a realist, and you know you'll be back in the Bell's greasy arms before too long.
Shit, I just had 2 chicken chalupas, 3 Doritos tacos, and 4 cheesy gordita crunches! I'm experiencing a little Taco Dwell over here...
Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.
Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling
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