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The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.
Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."
Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?
Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.
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A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.
Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*
turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.
Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.
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A pre-negotiated technique enjoyed by some spanking fetishists (spankos): leaving the red outline of a hand print on a partner's inner thigh during intense play; an especially popular activity to spanking enthusiasts during Spanksgiving ... ummm ... Thanksgiving time.
Adriana reveals a fondness for creating something called thigh turkeys on her willing spankee. “I love doing thigh turkeys on people, because you can watch the handprint grow.” “Oh, like when you draw one for Thanksgiving!” Katherine responds. "That’s pretty cute.”
When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.
When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.
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"Pea turkey" is a southernism meaning nothing, nada, zip, zilch - often used with "not," making a double negative.
She's so stuck up, she walked right past me and didn't say pea turkey!!!
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A faster but unpleasant method of stopping an addictive habit, such as drugs or alcohol. It means that you just totally, completely stop, and never do it again (or at least try to).
Going cold turkey is opposed to stopping it by gradually doing it less and less, or stopping it with help like special gum or medicine. You don't get any help; you just stop.
Lydia tried to smoke only one cigarette a week, but she ended up going back to her old habits. She decided to try out going cold turkey.
"Cold turkey" is a term describing the actions of a person who gives up his habit or addiction at a single moment, rather than through gradually easing the process through tapering off or supplemental medication. The term allegedly derives from the comparison of a cold turkey carcass and the state of a withdrawing addict -- most notably, the cold sweats and gooseflesh. It is often preceded by the word 'going', as 'going cold turkey'."--Wikipedia
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