Weeding

is the process of being caught extracting unwanted plants from your green house where marijuana is grown, while smoking weed at the same time.

Dude 1: And then I went around the house and found Brian "weeding" in his greenhouse bro

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Weed

What makes you drop your beer.

Hit of weed, cough, beer falls, more coughing.

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Weed

The most amazing thing on earth !!

if weed is not legalized in 2 years i have no faith in civilisation period!

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weed

A really fun "drug" that cant exactly hurt you (unless you do it everyday) and for people who say it will give you cancer and shit... guess what... cancer takes YEARS and YEARS to develop. Plus the people who say its for losers with no life and people do it to look cool.. well to me they are complete dumasses that need to look at life and be like theres a lot of fun things i can do... weed being one of them... also for the people who say people like me will go braindead i have a A B average and probably the reason why you say that is because youv'e NEVER tryed it so you'd NEVER know how fun it is

Guy1: Hey i just got some weed wanna go smoke a bowl?
Guy2: Your a dumass you'll die if you smoke that!
Guy1: (PUNCHES GUY2 IN THE FACE)
Guy1: Well your bleeding pretty badly from that punch.. ya know you could die from that too!

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Weed

Noun.

Technical
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A tall annual dioecious plant (Cannabis sativa), native to central Asia and having alternate, palmately divided leaves and tough bast fibers.

Any of several mildly euphoriant, intoxicating hallucinogenic drugs, such as ganja, hashish, or marijuana, prepared from various parts of this plant.
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Common
A type of "weed", that is good for you contrary to belief. But like anything else, anything excedding normal moderation can be bad.

Connor - "Yo man let's go smoke some weed".

Bobby - "All right I need to get stoned".

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weed

Slang for marijuana. Weed is most often smoked as an illegal drug all over the world.

That man was arrested for smoking weed.

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weed

a plant that relieves your problems temporarily, therefore you smoke some more, maybe drink too, and you're fine for the day. even better than Kool Aid.

Dude 1-"dude i think my girlfriend is pregnant"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"

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