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A date that has absolutely no meaning to at least one person partaking in it. This type of date is used in lieu of a usual romantic date. Its characterized by one person agreeing with everything the other person says, and trying their best to play the role of a good listener, a.k.a. the "Zombie" tactic. Their intent is to trick the other person into thinking they are are caring and attentive. The person does this in order to get laid and usually doesn't care about the other person's thoughts or feelings.
Oh my god, I can't believe Brian asked me out last night. He's so hot, I don't know what he could possibly see in me. I really hope it's not a zombie date.
A gambler at a casino machine who is oblivious to his/her surroundings.
She's such a slot zombie that a fight broke out at the craps table behind her and she didn't even turn around.
A popular nickname for the 45th President’s followers, more widely known as his “base.”
The Trump Zombies have clearly infiltrated the Senate.
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A black man who smokes so much weed his penis shrinks and his brain gets fried
"Hey yo what happened to jaquis?" "That mf became a bong zombie on god" "Shiiit!"
A 'drama zombie' or 'drama zombies' are people who never say anything and/or have little relevance, but when a drama comes along, they resuscitate and find a way to comment on the drama to get some attention and sympathy capital.
They often comment to make themselves look good or appear like the 'good guy' in every situation, but nobody really knows who they are except from their opinion on drama.
Person 1 : Who's this Louis guy and who asked for his opinion?
Person 2 : I don't know, he's a drama zombie, he only comes out to say his shitty take to exist.
When a person's life is defined by what time it is.
These people work in extremely structured intervals and never waste time. One may wonder what will become of them if a large-scale worldwide catastrophe were to occur. Their agenda and a clock are their best friends, leaving little room for an actual social life.
It is a well-known fact that most college/university students live their lives like this, making campus a very depressing place to be.
There is a definitive line between being a clock zombie, and having 1-2 weeks of hardcore study sessions berore a test.
girl: "Hey, wanna go out tonight?"
guy: "Sorry, can't... I have to study for roman civilization for the midterm."
girl: "Isn't that midterm like, 4 weeks from now? Wow, you're such a clock zombie."
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a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock
Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.