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When the most smart people were born
Person 1: omg i knew i would get 100 percent
Person 2: how
Person 1: because i was born 21 may
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May 5th is flip off that bitch who won’t stop being a bitch just because she hates your gut
Fuck you for being a bitch!! It’s May 5th and I’m finally telling you you’re a bitch🖕🖕🖕
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Maybe she hides some secrets but nothing is hidden to God. She may lose some confidence at times but she will always see to be on track. She has the fear of the Lord. God will gonna make her successful and prosperous. She will become a billionaire in God's time. She might not finish her studies in secular school but she acquire her wisdom and knowledge from the Lord. Jesus Christ is her Lord and personal Saviour. She's tough but has a good heart. She will be a giver to the needy most especially when God will make her more financially blessed but at the moment, she must not neglect to give what she has right now for if she will be faithful to small things God will give her greater things. For the plans of God for her is to make her prosperous and successful, plans to give her hope and a best future. Mary May is extremely blessed, highly favored, globally anointed, supernaturally protected, heavenly equipped, daily supplied and eternally secured. She is blessed beyond what she can think or even imagine.
Oh, hi there Mary May! So blessed to see you around!
On May 5 you bow down to the king/queen that was born on that day.
Jim( walks in classroom
Jim: dude what are y’all doing
Teacher: shhh, it’s May 5
Jim: why is everyone on the ground.
Teacher: security
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A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.
Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.
Guy B: What is it?
Guy A: A nickel!
Guy B: Huh??
Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.
Guy B: ...
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If you were born today, your sweet, awesome, and pretty!
“Hey you look nice”
“Well I was born on May 8”
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National asked out the cutest boy you know day it is also my b day so like I hope I can get the one boy
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