(n.) An anti-snowite is an individual who has an extreme, irrational prejudice and hatred of snow.
Derek: “Babe, there’s two feet of snow on the ground. It’s beautiful outside. Let’s take out the sled and slide down Queen Anne Avenue!”
Brandy: “Ugg. No way. I hate the snow.”
Derek: “Brandy, you’re such an anti-snowite!”
The reveal of previously unknown aspects of a story, except what is "revealed" is misinformation.
Anti-spoilers are a form of anti-joke.
You: "Where are you in the series? Has Hermione been killed yet?"
Friend "Wft dude! I didn't know she dies."
Much later, friend discovers that Hermione actually lives.
. . .
Another example...
"Tyler made me think that the whole story took place inside of a dream, but apparently it was an anti-spoiler. Bastard!"
. . .
Pepper enough anti-spoilers into conversations and you'll no longer be at risk of accidentally spoiling something, because no one will know if they should take you seriously.
Person A "Guys Curtis doesn't get any"
Person B "Thats because he is The Anti-Beaver"
relating to or characterized by anti-awesomeism; hating awesome people
Barney Stinson: "I have to face an ugly truth. Jerry Whitaker, my own father, is anti-awesometic!"
Anti-aim, or "aa" is a type of hack mostly used in source games. Its purpose is to make aimbots harder to headshot you.
The exact opposite of a Mary-Sue or a Marty-Stu. This is a character in a book or fanfiction that is stricken by unfathomable misfortune and horrible characteristics, so much so that the entire story becomes depressing and/or unrealistic.
Person 1:"Did you read that story I wrote?"
Person 2:"Yeah...but it was really depressing. The main character seemed like kindof an Anti-Sue. Nobody has THAT much bad luck."
Person 1:"I do..."
Person 2:"No, you really don't. Stop being emo."
74👍 12👎
A person that thinks reading made up stuff about vaccines on the internet actually equals research.
The anti-vaxxer had no clue as usual.
155👍 30👎