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Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016


Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.

Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!

by SeggySack May 3, 2022


Absolute Donut

an absolute donut is any one who is stupid. for instance ..

OMG You are such an absolute donut 🤭🥴 ( says in british voice )

by absolutedonutlover2089 November 10, 2019

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Absolute Threshold

The minimum amount of stimulus energy that must be present for the stimulus to be detected 50% of the time.

It was at the absolute threshold of audibility, where it might have been real or imagined.

by LaurenBrooks December 14, 2021


Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity

I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod

by rna.bryan October 20, 2019


Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022


Absolute cunt

A person who acts like Jim

That guy is an absolute cunt

by Dike1 April 25, 2023