A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.
Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"
An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.
Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy
Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!
an absolute donut is any one who is stupid. for instance ..
OMG You are such an absolute donut 🤭🥴 ( says in british voice )
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The minimum amount of stimulus energy that must be present for the stimulus to be detected 50% of the time.
It was at the absolute threshold of audibility, where it might have been real or imagined.
Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity
I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod
In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.
Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.