A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.
Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"
In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.
Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.
Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity
I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod
The minimum amount of stimulus energy that must be present for the stimulus to be detected 50% of the time.
It was at the absolute threshold of audibility, where it might have been real or imagined.
Someone or something that is perfect and Amazing to be with, look at, or experience.
Gitty Wuensch is absolute perfection
The largest number imaginable. Written as (...9.9...) or as (9.9...x10^ ∞), it is simply described as a decimal point with an infinite line of nines spanning either side of it.
This amount of work would take an absolute large amount of time to complete!