Basically means “I would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that I said I was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow I’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ I would rather die, Watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but I’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“
You: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?
person who doesn’t wanna be there: Oh, actually I can’t
To say no like a formal way but being informal.
Exam question: Did the Nazis win WW2? Write the answer with more than 3 words.
Somebody: My answer isn't actually not no.
A account on Tumblr that was made by Lestat de Lioncourt
Yesterday, actually-lestat-de-lioncourt made a post talking about how perfect he is
August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass
The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.
When your gf is trying to see your dick
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(
“Your actually annoying though” is a phrase you use when talking to anyone named Karsyn. It is used to describe how annoying they are.
oh my gosh Karsyn your actually annoying though.
That stupid meme from an interview with miranda cosgrove
Miranda: I actually do cuss a little
Interviewer: do you?
Miranda: also yeah
Interviewer: whats your favorite curse word?
Miranda: probably fuck
*light laugh*