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When you throw up while masturbating.
Kyle sent me a picture of his feet and I had an unfortunate bout of Admiral Hurm as a result.
Someone who is truthful and factual about everything, pa great leader to their comrades, and always moves forward in life to plan for better days ahead.
You see him over there? He's the Admirable Admiral. You can talk to him about all of your needs.
When one holds a reverse cowgirl position over a trailer hitch on the back of tractor and has their friend pull the three point hitch lever to insert the ball rectally.
Ieda dick, pull the lever! Give me the pto rear admiral before i getaway, getaway.
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Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like
I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like
A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.
Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.
Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!
Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.
The great demon of Toshiba Computers. This great demon must visit Elon Musk every day to report on suspicious activities in the Nether. These activities, he codenames. For example, a Magma Cube brutally murdering a potato would be codenamed something like "J OB {-74". Elon then goes home, puts his loopamadoopa into his wife's shloopyloopy, and then 9 months to a year later BAM the product of the spermatoza and the egg of the adam's apple comes out of the shloopyloopy, causing extreme pain. The product would be named after the codenames for these suspicious activities.
Carly Shay: My favourite character from Terraria is Admiral Ackbar
Kim Jong-un: I think you took the Urban Dictionary definition the wrong way.
otherwise known as admiral general adeline he is the dictator of the world and we worship the ground he walks on 😘
“have you seen admiral general aladine before?”
“yes he is my friend with benefits!”