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California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 4, 2021


Almond Water

Almond Water is found in the Backrooms. Almond Water Incorporated is the leading supplier of Almond Water in the Backrooms.
Almond Water can also be found naturally in the Backrooms. Almond Water is usually safe to drink. It has the faint smell of vanilla and rose water. It can be found in many variants, but many are unsafe.
Almond Water has many medicinal properties such as being able to cure transformation, replenish sanity, and improve focus. It is very hydrating and has some nutritional value.

"Almond Water is a must in the Backrooms."

by jmooroof May 7, 2022


Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him

Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?

by Redline06 August 15, 2023


Almond-esque

Having a resemblance to almonds.

"Your eyes are almond-esque! I wish I had their shape."

by BGeezey March 17, 2022


white chocolate almond

code name for an npc blonde aussie

friend: heyy, im actually considering going for sheldon do you think i should?

me: WHITE CHOCOLATE ALMOND (wca) ON TOP!!!

friend: hell yeah

by wca May 7, 2024


roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014


Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 25, 2018